About Me
Single Mother on the Verge
Manchester, United Kingdom
I live on a council estate in South Manchester. It was never supposed to be this bad. I attended an all girls convent grammar school, got stalked for a while, and ended up with a vegan, anti-capitalist eco-warrior.
The Players
- Athens: Former Boss
- Christine 1: Damien's Mother (Deceased)
- Christine 2: Ex-partner Damien's Stepmother
- Christine 3: Idris' Mum
- Dad: Biological Father
- Damien: Jack's Father (bit of nutter)
- David: Stepbrother
- Dawn: Lives over the communal garden
- Dillon: Former boss, now unpaid guru, Looks like Don King, behaves like Chris Eubank
- Domino Clive: Rabbit
- Eleanor: Stepmother
- Emmeline: Good Friend, good dresser
- Idris: Former Bedfellow, vegan-eco-warrior
- Jack: 9 year-old Son
- K: Love of Jack's life
- Kylie and Jason: Live Next Door
- Lucy: Good Friend
- Luke: Stepbrother
- Lyla: Rabbit
- Mark: Idiot
- Max: Stepbrother
- Mum: Biological Mother
- Nancy: Good Friend, good bottom
- Nick: Nephew
- Prince: Friend (looks like a Dukes of Hazzard character)
- Rufus: Stepfather
- Smov: Lovely young mum (me)
- Sunnyside: Our 'Estate'
- Sybil: Good Friend, good hair
- Toga: London dwelling lothario hack
- Zelda: Good Friend, writer & academic
Five IMPORTANT Things to Remember Throughout 2008
- Housework helps weight loss. Chocolate cake in bed does not.
- Unavailable men are UNAVAILABLE. The clue is in the word. Do not moon over. Walk AWAY not WITH.
- Ponder the hypothesis: "Nice boys who are crap in bed are preferable to naughty boys possessing wicked, demon-like wizardry between the sheets."
- Lose the slutty attitude
- Behave wife-like (even if single)
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